Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a little princess, and she was very sad for her parents had died favourite novel had been taken away from her. Before the princess appeared a traveling prince riding upon wearing a white horse uniform. He had a regal bearing and a kind smile.

The prince wrapped the princess in a rose chamomile-scented embrace and gently wiped the tears from her eyes. “Little one,” he said, “who bears up alone in such deep sorrow. Never lose that strength or nobility, even when you grow up. I give return you this ring novel to remember this day. We will meet again. This ring book will lead you to me one day.”

This was all well and good, but so impressed was she by him that the princess vowed to be a prince join the Library Task Force herself one day!

But was that really such a good idea…?

If you didn’t get it, watch Utena already, damnit!

So quite a couple of people seemed to like the last crack post on Toshokan Sensou… So here’s another one! (Don’t expect it to be as funny as the last one, if at all):

“Eh, erm… See I wrote you this letter and all, and I really really hope you accept this…”

“Oi, oi, woman, we’ve already passed that stage!” (see last episode’s omake)

Unbeknownst to Iku of course, Doujou has been secretly writing a bunch of mushy letters to his sweet love that he never found the balls to send.

Komaki: “This wouldn’t have happened if you watched Junjou Romantica with me like I asked…”

Later that night…

“Hold it right there, what the hell do you think you’re doing stalking about the girl’s dorm in the middle of the night???”

“Oi, Oi, it’s just me, you mountain ape! Have you forgotten that we were supposed to meet for more private tutoring *coughs* ???”

“Oh crap, totally forgot OTL”

“Our lame high-school-anime-like antics and midnight rendezvous-ing just isn’t working out… There’s only one way to solve this problem!

“I’m thinking Iceland for our honeymoon”

(Author’s note: I’ve always wanted to go myself… Randall promised to take me there on ours =P)

Iku: “But what about the kids?”

“We’ll let Shibasaki handle them. I’m sure she has the time between sleeping with random men to get what she wants”

Shibasaki: “I’ll do it for free desserts of course!”

“Eh, can we really trust that power-crazed woman?”

“Don’t worry, we all know she’s smart enough to pass the job to Tezuka and take all the credit herself”

Face it Tezuka, you’ve become their bitch ;P

The End. (Till the next episode.)

The dialogue was way easier to understand this time - and the Japanese subtitles were sort of in the way (wonder what Otaking would make of them), but they made it a hell lot easier to check the dialogue whenever I had to. Anything else that needed clearing up I did when I watched the episode a 3rd time with my moonspeak tutor (I make the poor guy watch this show every week now XD) Since I’m nice free here’s a short summary of key points for those who might want it (take note it’s not fully accurate, I mean it can’t be, or wouldn’t still be struggling in my Japanese tests and all…)

Summary: show

(edit: Hey, if you combine biankita’s summary and mine, you get an almost perfect summary for this episode! Okay, maybe you should just read hers for better details :P)

Like Komaki points out this episode, these two are so alike it’s hard not to think they’re made for each other XD

Thoughts: AWESOME episode (as always =P) Especially in the Doujou X Iku front and the Shibasaki Asako is Sawashiro Miyuki’s best role this season aspect (Okay, so it probably takes more aspect to voice/sing Shinkurou, but he’s still one episode away from redeeming himself in Kure-nai. Till then, he ranks lower than that woman in 20 Faces whose name eludes me). Total LOL/squeal/facepalm/SQUEALS!! at all the Iku avoiding Doujou moments (and now I realize, Iku has much in common with Utena after all), and how they subsequently ‘make up’ (lulz at how they implemented the “bishounen sparkly music’ when Iku looked Doujou’s way while she was supposed to be taking notes XD). I’ll stop gushing now since this post is getting tl;dr and I’m hungry as hell right now =P