Thu 3 Jul 2008
Chocolate Underground 3: The HORROR
Posted by issa-sa under Summer 2008, Chocolate Underground
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I think I rather drink Chiko’s aunt’s soup.
REBEL! Or you could just starve yourselves to death. -_-”
So this episode was 5 minutes long again (maybe I just imagined the 2nd was 3 minutes. I could’ve sworn I checked). It would be sad if all I can say about a 5 minute show is that it was 5 minutes long, but there.
Okay, so they reveal that the world in the story is more F-ed up than I first thought, it’s not only sweet lovely chocolate that’s been banned (bad enough) , it’s almost every confectionery item you can think of ( = Hell). Wow, the higher ups doesn’t want to kill its people via obesity and diabetes, they rather them die from artificial sweeteners and chemicals instead (I’ve not seen a single fruit or vegetable in this show)!
Well at least that one guy has a more valid reason now to want to bring Chocolate back to their miserable lives besides a Valentines Day, he wants to save his daddy’s bakery from baking the government’s nasty ‘health’ bread. And since saving the world with creating wonder bread has been done before, the search for the elusive bootlegged chocolate continues!
Oh and this guy from the Chocolate Police (I really wish I was making that up) needs to get his just desserts (har har) one day. Hopefully he drowns in a large pool of chocolate a la that book.
I think I’m fully prepared to watch Antique Bakery now, if only for the sugary delectables… (I won’t even bother explaining what I meant there)
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July 3, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
I’m gonna be watching Antique Bakery because of the delicious porn. Cake porn, that is.
July 3, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Yuck, sweets
July 4, 2008 @ 12:59 am
what a terrible world!!! that’s why it’s always a good idea to eat chocolate while watching this and laugh at the poor bastards who can’t… (i’m being mean -_-”’ i didn’t read books that while watching TS.)
July 4, 2008 @ 10:46 am
Mmmmm…sugary delectables…
July 5, 2008 @ 7:08 am
Okay, now I’m sad.
July 5, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
I can probably, maybe live without chocolates if there are still luscious cakes and cookies… but without those too?! That’s just torture!
I can’t help but giggle whenever the evil guy mentions CACAO. The word just doesn’t match his serious face when he says it. xD
July 6, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
yes, the evils of healthfood and anti-obesity will kill us all with horrible tasteless food…
July 7, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
@Taiyaki: Cake porn sounds like the only kind I’d like to watch XD
@blissmo: No wonder you want to be turned into a veggie…
@biankita: It’s actually a good idea to eat chocolate while watching anything LOL
@Baka-Raptor: Who could resist? XD
@Caitlin: Thankfully the sadness only lasts 5 minutes.
@hazy: CACAO, CHOCOLATE POLICE, LOL. I wouldn’t be surprised if this show ends with the protagonists pinching themselves and waking up from this awful nightmare.
@EvilDevil: Yea, they actually make obesity sounds like the better option -_-”
I know what I’m watching this summer… » Incredible Nothing! said,
July 8, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
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July 13, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
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