If only I had Photoshop this happened -_-”

Somebody’s gay-dar got activated.

“So you wanna be on top?”

Well he doesn’t seem to like being bottom -_-”

Take a combination of the two and you have my facial expression for most of Junjou Romantica.

“Hmm, Nice ass Now this is why I don’t like bratty little kids…”

Strangely, no actual buttsecks occurred in these 2 episodes. Serously. Booo Yay?

Okay, seriously now.

I got lazy and didn’t post about the first episode of Junjou Terrorist so I thought I’d just roll the two episodes into a post (since apparently, the next episode is the last one, until someone confirms whether or not they’ll give us another 12 episodes of emo/buttsecks/lulz/yea wtv). Kinda wish I didn’t though, because I have conflicting thoughts about the episodes themselves. I rather enjoyed the introductory one since Miyagi got most of the screen time, and he’s funny (though Shinobu is yet another annoying spoilt brat uke that I can’t bring myself to even try liking. Why is it that they always throw someone I hate and someone I like together in these shows -_-”).

Too bad in the second episode Miyagi not only goes semi-emo, which is kinda understandable since he has the obligatory sad past thing going on, but after first telling bratty Shinobu off for being the immature ‘destiny’ monger that her is, Miyagi then gets messed up and mushy towards the end and decides to give being with the brat ‘a chance’… As much as it was expected, the way the situation just flipped with the lame “Why am I thinking about him so much???” “Why that means you’re in wuuurrrvveeee” excuse just made me disgustedly disappointed. Gah you Shinobu, and your senseless baseless thoughtless blabbering about “destiny” and whatshit that finally turned a sensible character into a pile of shitmush mushshit. And rendering this blogger unable to write a coherent intelligible post on the finer points of BL plot devices and why I’m sick of the cliches used in them.

Frankly, I don’t care that Shinobu has had everything he ever needed, and Miyagi is the first thing he’s ever wanted for himself, as much as I appreciate this distinction being made (though most people who’ve had to work for what they want since young will probably not get it). There’s perhaps some commendability in being forward about pursuing what you want, but at the end of the day, Miyagi is right about Shinobu being nothing but an overeager spoilt brat with lofty notions in his head. And he’s right about finding this kind of a behavious a turn off. Too bad the gods of BL and pandering take over his mind and forces him to take pity on the kid in the end *urgh*

Anyways, that’s enough ranting since the last episode is airing later tonight so noone needs to care about my beef with yet another JR couple. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to go learn how to make cruddy cabbage based dishes filled with luuurrrrveeee (“Oil, meat, veggies, oil, meat veggies…”)