You know what the best thing about watching Toshokan Sensou raw and not comprehending almost half of what’s being said is?

Duh, you get to make up your own lines!

From last episode (which I didn’t blog because the only thing my sleep addled mind correctly ’screencapped’ was deredere Doujou :P ):

Moonrunes say: “Kasahara, I am now hot in the pants for you”

Iku: “HOOEEEEEEE???????!!!!”

Now on to this awesome episode :P

Iku is being questioned by the higher ups about her supposed involvement with sum EVUL Organization… Or so she thinks.

“So we hear you like mud- Princes. Would you like to know who yours is?”

“HOOOEEEEEEE?????!!!!” *ahem* “WHO????” *PLXTELLMEPLXTELLMEPLXTELLMEPLXTELLMEPWEEEAAASSEEEE!!!*

Too bad, before they get to answer her question, they are timely interrupted by Doujou. (Oh, the suspense…)

Iku: “MO-UUUU! Why do you have to be such a cock-blocker, DOUJOU!!!

Doujou: *mutters to self: Why can’t you see I am way more better than your so-called Prince AM your bloody Prince, you blockhead – you’re worse than that idiot from that Anorexic Show* *coughs*

*says out loud: “It’s not like I was there to stop them from telling you or anything…”

“…I’m just here for my cup of PRINCE CUP NOODLES(TM)” *nudge nudge wink wink*

Shibasaki: “DOUJOU! I CAN’T CONTROL YOUR SECRET HAREM OF MALE ADMIRERS ANYMORE!!!”

Doujou: “OH SHI-”

Iku: “USO-DA!!!!”

Distraught about this new revelation about Doujou’s ‘preferences’ *sniggers*, Iku goes out to seek solace at the nearest Host Club. Unfortunately she can’t possibly afford the exorbitant prices Ouran charges, so she settles with going on a date with Tezuka’s EVUL brother…

Only that doesn’t work out too well either.

Fortunately, Doujou reappears in another timely cockblock maneuver (Author’s note: HE WALKED THROUGH THE RAIN TO GET HERE> THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH HE REALLY CARES!!! *SQUEALS*)

Tell it to him, brother :P

Iku: “B-BBUT, LT DOUJOU… I-I-I thought that y-y-you…”

Doujou: “Silly girl… I don’t ONLY like men!”

“OUJI-SAMAAAAA!!!”

And they lived happily ever after… THE EN- (OI OI, there’s still 4 more episodes!!)

OMAKE:

Doujou: Now listen carefully, Iku, THIS is how we do it…”

Disclaimer: This is yet another crack post by issa-sa and is no way a true reflection of the actual goings-on in Toshokan Sensou as of episode 8 (unfortunately…) A genuine apology to anyone who thought otherwise, and if I wasn’t pressed for time currently (late for an appointment now >.<), I might’ve actually posted an ACTUAL summary, but I’ve got to run now…

*waves DOUJOU X IKU FOREVER flag* XD